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Babar and The Adventures of Badou – 54 – Kings Can Dance / Picnic Pirates


CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC. (♪♪♪)>>>(kids giggling)>>HI, POPPA. (♪♪♪) UNCLE ARTHUR!>>MOMMA, MOMMA. (giggling) (♪♪♪)>>>(kids shouting playfully)>>MARVELLOUS MERINGUE.>>SCRUMPTIOUS SOUFFLE.>>MARVELLOUS MERINGUE!>>SCRUMPTIOUS SOUFFLE!>>HOW ABOUT BOTH? THEN RATAXES WOULD HAVE TWO MARVELLOUS DESERTS TO CHOOSE FROM — TWO MARVELLOUS, SCRUMPTIOUS DESSERTS.>>HMPH!>>THE BANQUET IS SURE TO BE A SUCCESS.>>WELL, IT MIGHT BE IF THE ROYAL ORCHESTRA WERE PLAYIN.>>I’M SURE QUEEN CELESTE WILL BE MORE THAN SATISFIED WITH THE SUPERB SOPRANO, MADAM KIWI LAGUANA.>>ALTHOUGH, I KNOW FOR A FACT, THAT BABAR PREFERS THE ROUSING RENDITIONS OF THE ROYAL ORCHESTRA.>>BUT A SUPERB SOPRANO.>>ROUSING RENDITIONS.>>I’M SURE THE ROUSING SOPRANO WILL DO A SUPERB RENDITION WITH THE HELP OF THE ROYAL ORCHESTRA.>>(Alexander giggling)>>ALEXANDER! IT’S MY TURN NOW!>>YOU JUST HAD YOUR TURN. (string snaps)>>NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.>>SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO CLIMB THE TREE.>>MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK CORNELIUS TO HELP.>>BRILLIANT BLUE TOWELS.>>RADIANT RED TOWELS.>>BLUE!>>RED!>>PURPLE?>>>PURPLE?>>DO YOU MEAN NEW PURPLE TOWELS, CELESTE?>>EXPENSIVE NEW PURPLE TOWELS, YOUR HIGHNESS?>>WELL, CEESTE, THAT WILL NEVER DO BECAUSE, UH, BECAUSE WE’D BE FORCED TO BORROW FROM THE HOUSEHOLD ALLOWANCE.>>THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THERE’D BE NO FOOD IN THE CUPBOARDS.>>THE CHILDREN WOULD GO HUNGRY.>>AND WE’D ALL WIND UP IN…>>>THE POOR HOUSE!>>SHHH. (door creaking)>>(Celeste laughing)>>>(Pompadour & Cornelius laughing)>>CAN YOU IMAGINE PURPLE TOWELS?>>>(all laughing)>>WE’D ALL GO HUNGRY?>>AND WIND UP IN THE POOR HOUSE?>>WHAT’S THE POOR HOUSE?>>>SHHH.>>IT’S A HOUSE WITHOUT TV.>>OH.>>A HOUSE WITHOUT TOYS.>>A HOUSE WITHOUT A HOUSE.>>OH.>>WE MUST THINK OF A WAY TO HELP MOTHER AND FATHER.>>LET’S HAVE A PALACE YARD SALE.>>ISN’T THAT STEALING?>>WE’LL KEEP A LIST AND BUY IT BACK WITH OUR ALLOWANCES.>>BUT THAT WILL TAKE YEARS. UH… BUT I GUESS IT WOULD BE OKAY, SEEING AS IT’S FOR MOM AND DAD.>>WELL, OKAY. BUT WE SHOULDN’T TELL MOTHER OR FATHER. LET’S MAKE IT A SURPRISE.>>A YARD SALE, IT IS.>>QUIET.>>SHHHH.>>(quieter) A YARD SALE, IT IS.>>Rataxes: I HATE… (spits) STAYING WITH BABAR. I HATE… (spits) SIGNING PEACE TEATIES AND I HATE THIS MINDLESS MISSHAPEN… (spits) MISTAKE… (spits) OF A HAT.>>BUT, SIR, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. WE ONLY SIGN THE PEACE TREATY ONCE A YEAR.>>THAT’S EXHAUSTING ENOUGH. (spits) WHOSE DUMB IDEA WAS IT FOR US TO EXCANGE GIFTS, ANYWAY? (spits)>>YOURS, YOUR RHINESS. BESIDES, THE ELEPHANT HAT DOES HAVE A CERTAIN STYLE.>>TH ELEPHANTS WOULDN’T KNOW STYLE… (spits) IF IT LOOKED THEM IN THE FACE. STAY AWAY. I SAID STAY AWAY. STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY! (groans) BASIL, EVEN I, RATAXES, THE RULER OF RHINOS, THE LORD AND MASTER OF RHINOLAND, EVEN I CANNOT HANDLE THIS HAT!>>IT’S REALLY QUITE EASY, YOUR RHINESS, ONCE YOU GET THE HANG OF IT, SEE?>>NO, I DON’T SEE AND I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.>>Lady Rataxes: RATAXES! YOU’RE NOT READY?>>B-B-BUT, BASIL WON’T GIVE ME MY ELEPHANT HAT.>>WHOA!>>THERE. NOW LET’S GO.>>TO THINK I EXCHANGED THIS… THIS… (spits) THIS HORRIBLE HAT FOR MY FAVOURITE FIRST LAMP.>>OH, PITIFUL, PATHETIC.>>P-P-PLASTIC!>>NOW, NOW, LET’S GET IT CLEANED UP AND IN MY OFFICE.>>OH, HOW HUMILIATING, SIRE.>>TO THINK THAT WE GAVE AWAY A NATIONAL TREASURE LIKE OUR OLD KING’S HONOURED HAT IN RETURN FOR THIS, THIS, THIS THING!>>IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, CORNELIUS.>>GOOD MORNING, YOUR HIGHNESS.>>MORNING, POMPADOUR.>>HELLO, CELESTE.>>HELLO, CORNELIUS. I SEE IT’S LAMP TIME AGAIN.>>HAT TIME, TOO.>>>(both chuckling)>>KNAPSACK?>>CHECK.>>DUFFLEBAG?>>CHECK.>>LUNCHBOX?>>WELL…?>>LUNCHBOX!>>READY, TROOPS. YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS. LET’S GO. (doll crying “Mama”)>>(sighs) (kisses teddy) (trophy cup rattles)>>CAREFUL, CORNELIUS!>>PATIENCE, POMPADOUR. LOOK. WHOA!>>GOOD HEAVENS! (lamp squeaking)>>MY TUSKS!>>HELLO, ALEXANDER.>>HI, DAD.>>SIRE, I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF DRAWING UP THE PAPERS FOR THE TURTLE KINGDOM LOAN AGREEMENT. IF I COULD GET YOUR AUTHORIZATION.>>LOAN? BYE. (lamp squeaking)>>AHEM.>>HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PEN? WHOA!>>SIRE!>>ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, BABAR?>>HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CHAIR?>>IT, UH, APPEARS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED, BABAR.>>FIRST MY PEN, OW MY CHAIR? WHAT’S NEXT, MY CROWN? (gasps) MY CROW!>>SIRE.>>OH, HA, A.>>WE KNOW YOU’VE BEEN WORKING HARD LATELY.>>AND HAVE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRAIN.>>YES,BUT WHAT ABOUT MY CHAIR? (hammering)>>AND THEN I HEARD ABOUT THE LOAN.>>ALEXANDER’S RIGHT, FLORA. WE MUST BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE IF FATHER’S BORROWING MONEY.>>YEAH, TOYS ARE NOT ENOUGH. WE HAVE TO SELL MORE. BESIDES, NO ONE WILL EVER NOTICE.>>YOU HOPE NO ONE NOTICES. THERE. “PALACE YARD SALE. BARGAIN PRICES.” (doorbell rings)>>SIRE, THE RATAXES HAVE ARRIVED.>>COMING RIGHT AWAY, POMPADOUR.>>PRESENING LOR AND LADY RATAXES!>>HELO, RATXES, LADY RATAXES.>>BABAR.>>YOU’RE WEARING OUR HAT, LORD RATAXES.>>A THRILLING SIGHT TO BEHOLD.>>YEAH. (spits) THRLLING. UH, I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME. (spits) LOOK, MY LAMP. GREAT LAMP, HUH, BABAR?>>YES, INDEED, RATAXES.>>(Basil yelping)>>SO, WHY DON’T WE SHOW YOU TO THE GUEST ROOMS?>>I’M GOING TO FRESHEN UP. RATAXES, SEE THAT WE GET UNPACKED.>>OF COURSE, DARLING. BASIL, PUT THE SUITCASES ON THE TABLE. (loud crash)>>UH, SORRY, SIR, BUT THERE IS NO TABLE.>>WHAT, NO TABLE? OH, I DON’T REMEMBER THE BEDS BEING THIS HARD.>>Lady Rataxes: RATAXES!>>AH!>>DON’T HIDE BEHIND DOORS, BASIL. RATAXES, SOMETHING VERY STRANGE IS GOING ON. THERE’S NO HORNPASTE, NO MUD PACKS, AND ONLY ONE TOWEL.>>HOW DARE THEY! WHAT AN OUTRAGE! (spits) WE RHINOS DESERVE MORE RESPECT.>>OW.>>WHY, WHEN THEY STAYED WITH US, I GAVE THEM TUSK WAX. I GAVE THEM TRUNK CREAM. WHY, I EVEN GAVE THEM THREE TOWELS. BASIL, GET OVER HERE. WHAT’S GOING ON?>>T APPEARS KING BABAR IS HAVING A YARD SALE, YOUR RHINESS.>>(Rataxes laughing) A SALE? WHY? MAYBE THEY’VE RUN OUT OF MONEY.>>IT WOULD CERTAINLY EXPLAIN THE CONDITION OF THIS ROOM.>>THAT MUST BE IT. (spits) GEE, TOO BAD. POOR BABAR.>>IT’S GOING REALLY WELL.>>MOTHER AND FATHER WILL BE SO PROUD.>>YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THE NEAT STUFF I GOT. POMPADOUR’S OLD WIG.>>OH, WOW.>>A PAIR OF… HUH?>>THEY’RE FUNNY.>>OOPS, THESE MUST BELONG TO CORNELIUS. BETTER PUT THEM BACK.>>NO ONE WILL EVER BUY THAT.>>WE’LL HAVE TO TRY AND SELL IT AT HALF PRICE. (lamp squeaking)>>KING BABAR! AN ATROCITY! AN ABOMINATION! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE WOODEN WHISK. I CAN’T CREATE WITHOUT THE WOODEN WHISK.>>MAYBE YOU JUST MISPLACED IT.>>OF COURSE, I HAVEN’T MISPLACED IT. I KNOW MY KITCHEN LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.>>CAN’T YOU USE A SPOON?>>FOR CAKE A LA TRUFFLES?>>BABAR, ISABELLE’S CRIB HAS DISAPPEARED.>>SIRE, THE MOST TERRIBLE THING HAS TRANSPIRED. THE GUEST BOOK HAS GONE. HOW CAN WE HAVE GUESTS WITHOUT A GUEST BOOK?>>BABAR, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.>>CORNELIUS?>>YES, IT SEEMS MY GLASSES ARE MISSING.>>(gasps) THE LAMP! IT’S G-G-G-GONE!>>>(all gasping)>>WE’VE GOT TO FIND THAT LAMP.>>I’LL TAKE THE UPSTAIRS.>>I’LL TAKE THE DOWNSTAIRS.>>AND I WILL TAKE THE KITCHEN.>>GET LOST. GET LOST! GET LOST! GET LOST!>>Lady Rataxes: RATAXES! (gasping)>>WHAT IS IT… (spits) MY DEAR?>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. THE PLUG FOR THE SINK IS MISSING. HOW WILL I FRESHEN UP MY HORN?>>BASIL, LADY RATAXES NEEDS YOUR ASSISTANCE.>>AT YOUR SERVICES, YOUR RHINESS.>>BABAR IS TOO CHEAP TO UY A LOUSY RUBBER PLUG. SO YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PLUG THE SINK WITH YOUR FINGER.>>OW! OOH!>>POOR BABAR AND CELESTE. I THINK WE SHOULD HELP THEM OUT. HMPH!>>WELL, KAY, BUT HOW?>>WHY DON’T YOU BUY THEM A PLUG, SIR?>>WAIT, SURE, WE’LL HELP THEM OUT. I’LL BUY SOME OF THEIR BELONGINGS CHEAP. I LOVE A GOOD BARGAIN. (spits) THAT’S IT, THAT’S REALLY IT. THAT’S REALLY, REALLY IT!>>RATAXES, PUT IT ON!>>WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT HAT. WHY CAN’T SOMEONE ELSE WEAR THE HAT? HM, THAT’S FUNNY.>>WELL?>>BASIL! BASIL, HELP!>>THERE, THERE, BABAR, DON’T WORRY, WE’LL FIND IT.>>HURRY UP, BASIL.>>OH, MY TUSKS.>>>(running footsteps)>>POOR DEARS, THEY’RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR MORE THINGS TO SELL.>>GEE, WHAT A SHAME.>>FORGET ABOUT THEM AND FIND THAT HAT.>>QUICK, BASIL, FIND THAT DRATTED HAT.>>AHEM. RATAXES?>>JUST CHECKING OUT THE CLOSET, BABAR. GREAT, ER, DOOR. I LIKE IT.>>WITH YOUR PERMISSION, SIRE, I’LL DISPATCH THE LOAN AGREEMENT IMMEDIATELY.>>GO RIGHT AHEAD, POMPADOUR.>>DID YOU HEAR THAT, BASIL, A LOAN? SAY, BABAR, NICE PALACE YOU’VE GOT HERE. WANNA SELL THIS CLOCK?>>SELL IT?>>SURE, WHY NOT? I’LL BET YOU COULD USE THE MONEY. NICE TABLE. HOW MCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT?>>I DON’T WANT ANYTHING FOR IT.>>WOW, WHAT A DEAL. DO YOU HEAR THAT, BASIL? IT’S FREE. WELL, WHAT THE HECK. WHY DON’T I JUST BUY THE WHOLE DARN HALLWAY?>>HAS THE WHOLE JUNGLE GONE CRAZY?>>NEW SUPPLIES.>>WHAT IS THAT?>>I THINK IT’S A HAT.>>I THINK IT’S A “NO SALE”.>>WELL, I THINK THAT NEXT TIME YOU TWO SHOULD GET THE SUPPLIES.>>SOMEONE FROM THE PALACE IS COMING. ARE YOU PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, CORNELIUS?>>IN A WAY, ISABELLE.>>ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE POOR HOUSE?>>THE POOR HOUSE?>>NO, THE POOR MOUSE. )) WHAT POOR MOUSE?>>THE ONE IN THE HOUSE.>>WHAT MOUSE IN WHAT HOUSE?>>THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.>>THE STREET, ER, DOWN THERE. THE ONE WITH THE HOUSE AND THE MOUSE.>>WHAT ARE YOU CHILDREN UP TO?>>CORNELIUS! CORNELIUS, HURRY!>>>WHEW!>>WHEW!>>KING BABAR, THE LAMP IS GONE!>>SIRE, IT’S A DIPLOMATIC DEBACLE, A PROTOCOL PANIC, A MAJOR MISFORTUNE, A-A-A MESS! (sobbing)>>SORRY, BABAR, I COULDN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE. BUT, STRANGELY ENOUGH, I DID FIND MY GLASSES. BABAR?>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?>>WE’RE GOING TO CALM DOWN. IT’S TIME TO SIGN THE TREATY.>>NOT A BAD CHAIR, THIS, BASIL. WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>Lady Rataxes: RATAXES!>>I THINK WE’RE IN FOR TROUBLE, YOUR RHINESS.>>WHERE’S THE HAT?>>WELL, MY LOVE, YOU SEE… WELL, IT’S LIKE THIS…>>YES?>>I HATE TO INTERRUPT, YOUR MOST MAJESTIC MAJESTIES, BUT IT’S TIME TO SIGN THE TREATY.>>MAYBE BABAR WON’T NOTICE.>>AND MAYBE HE WILL.>>READY FOR A LITTLE TREATY- SIGNING, BABAR? HEY, WHAT HAPPENED O MY LAMP?>>WHERE’S OUR NATIONAL TREASURE?>>WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. YOU SOLD MY LAMP! HE SOLD MY FAVOURITE LAMP, JUST LIKE HE SOLD EVERYTHING ELSE. IT’S NOT FAIR. IT’S MY LAMP AND I WANT IT BACK!>>LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE GARBAGE!>>(gasps) THIS IS TOTALLY INEXCUSABLE, RATAXES!>>HEY, I DIDN’T THROW IT OUT — EVEN THOUGH I WANTED TO.>>YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT OUR TREASURE.>>A ROYAL RARITY, UNLIKE YOUR LAMP.>>IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LAMP IN THE JUNGLE.>>AND WHAT JUNGLE IS THAT?>>WHY, YOU… YOU…>>POMPUS PACHYDERM, YOUR RHINESS?>>>(both gasping)>>YOU! YOU!>>THAT’S ENOUGH! WE ARE HERE TO SIGN A TREATY, NOT TO ARGUE ABOUT A HAT AND A LAMP.>>ARGH! NO LAMP, NO TREATY!>>THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS RIDICULOUS.>>I HAVE TO DISAGREE, BABAR.>>I HAVE TO AGREE THAT I DISAGREE, SIRE.>>SACRE BLEU!>>>(kids giggling) FATHER! FATHER!>>LOOK, DAD.>>WE KNOW THE PALACE IS RUNNING OUT OF MONEY AND WE WANTED TO HELP YOU OUT.>>WE HELD A YARD SALE.>>WE DIDN’T WANT TO GO TO THE POOR HOUSE.>>WHATEVER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?>>POMPADOUR SAID THERE’D BE NO FOOD IN THE CUPBOARDS.>>AND CORNELIUS SAID WE’D GO HUNGRY.>>(Babar chuckling) CHILDREN, CHILDREN.>>YOU MEAN THE PALACE HASN’T RUN OUT OF MONEY?>>NO, SON, IT HASN’T.>>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POOR HOUSE?>>THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE, ALEXANDER.>>SO WE DID ALL THIS FOR NOTHING?>>NO, FLORA, YOU DID IT FOR US. NOW WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT A SALE?>>WELL, WE SOLD A LOT OF STUFF, FATHER.>>DON’T GET MAD, DAD, BUT WE SOLD EVERYTHING EXCEPT SOME UGLY OLD LAMP.>>LAMP?>>DADDY! DADDY! LOOK!>>BABAR, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE. YOU MUST HURRY. RATAXES IS LEAVING.>>LOOK, CELESTE, THE LAMP.>>COME QUICK, BABAR. MAYBE YOU CAN STOP HIM.>>WHERE IS DADDY GOING, MOMMY?>>HE’S TRYING TO STOP RATAXES FROM LEAVING, DEAR.>>(gasping)>>RATAXES!>>RATAXES, WAIT!>>MY LAMP!>>YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS. IT DESERVES A BETTER HOME.>>WELL, GEE, THANKS, BABAR. BUT THIS DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. I DIDN’T THROW IT OUT.>>I KNOW, RATAXES. THE CHILDREN DID.>>>THE CHILDREN?>>DAD, WE’RE SORRY.>>PLEASE DON’T GO, LORD RATAXES. IT’S ALL OUR FAULT.>>WE WERE ONLY TRYING TO HELP. WE HEARD POMPADOUR TALKING ABOUT NO FOOD IN THE CUPBOARD AND CORNELIUS SAYING WE’D ALL GO HUNGRY AND–>>IT’S ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN. ADULTS LEAP TO CONCLUSIONS, TOO.>>(sighs) THEY SURE DO. WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD BE GOING.>>WELL, PERHAPS WE COULD DISCUSS THE TREATY OVER DINNER.>>THAT’S THE FIRST GOOD IDEA I’VE HEARD TODAY.>>WELL, I AM GETTING A LITTLE PECKISH. WE SURE GOT THE BETTER OF THAT DEAL.>>WE DEFINITELY CAME OUT AHEAD ON THAT ONE, SIRE.>>NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO HELP, CHILDRE, PLEASE ASK FIRST.>>YOU’RE NOT ANGRY WITH US, FATHER?>>NO, POM, I’M NOT.>>BUT WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE SOLD?>>(chuckling) WE’LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER, FLORA.>>PHEW, THAT’S GOOD. WELL, AT LEAST WE DIDN’T SELL THE FOOD. WHAT’S FOR SUPPER, MOM?>>>ALEXANDER!>>>(Babar & Celeste laughing)>>>(kids laughing) CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC.

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