I Set My Brother & My Ex on a Blind Date Across the World
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I Set My Brother & My Ex on a Blind Date Across the World


Hi, I’m Elle Mills and I’m a sucker for love. I’ve probably watched every romantic movie there is, twice. Now, I haven’t had much luck in the love department. But you know what they say, if you can’t do…teach. So here I am, ready to help others find their one true love and my first client is gonna be a real pain in my- Hey Jay can you (um uh) just like sit on camera (um) while I adjust the shot? I need to film something J: Kay.. E: Mr. Mills… Describe to me your dream girl. Jay no. Jay! No stop Jay, please E: Mom M: Yeah E: Jay won’t fucking do the video. M: Why? J: Cause I wanna find love by myself. E: He wants to find love himself But he doesn’t know how to do it. He needs my help M: Jay, you need to do it. You don’t have a love life anyway. J: You smell Meet Corinna Kopf. My first kiss, my first date, my dream girl. I heard in a movie once that if you love something, you should set it free. So I guess this is me letting Corinna go to my brother Don’t know if it’s weird that I’m giving my brother my sloppy seconds, but hey She has pretty eyes and is just as full of herself as my brother. So…let’s make Jay’s fucking dreams come true Welcome to how to set the perfect blind date: Elle Mills style. Which is actually a lot more complicated than it has to be ’cause I have to be in London for this convention and It’s a whole long story but love never sleeps So the show must go on. So, step 1 – book out a location, step 2 – recruit a friend to help grab supplies I don’t think I’ve actually held this much money before. Step 3 – fly out the future couple to the same city. I had a feeling Corinna wouldn’t come if she knew the real reason, so I may have flew her out telling her she’s coming to kiss Me for an onstage performance and Jay doesn’t give a shit about anything. So that leaves us with step 4 Setting up the magic Oh my god Hi, um, can I order room service please? Can I get a club sandwich, without chips, a caesar salad, and can I get, um, just one huge bottle of still water? Perfect, thank you so much, bye. Good work. I’ll see you later E: Hi Corrina C: Hi Elle. E: What? C: Why are you so extra? E: What do you mean? C: You got a hotel room? E: Of course! C: Why is there just a bear with chocolate? E: I don’t know ok, take a seat. Come over here. Do you love it? C: I do actually, it’s very cute. Are you trying to fuck me? E: Would you? C: What? E: How’s your night? C: It’s been bad, but it’s been – it’s getting better now. E: Oh, am I making it better? C: Yeah, you’re making you better. It’s been a while since *knocking* …oh Your date’s here C: Oh my fucking God… So, I know that both of you have a really sad love life right now. So I decided to bring you guys here today, so you guys could find love. C: Am I not kissing you on stage tomorrow? E: No, we are. C: Wait, so how does that work? Where does that come in? E: Because I still want to kiss you. C: Is this what the video is? E: Yes. Do you love it? You always said you wanted to fuck my brother C: I- I feel like I got tricked. E: How do you feel about this Jay? J: It’s not a lose for me. Ok kiddos, I’ve got some drinks and food for you. A beer for you, a water for you, and a bottle of wine for me. I mean before the food comes out, maybe we should like get to know each other a bit. Yeah, I’ll help you guys out. What are your interests? What do you like to do in your spare time? C: Watch porn J : Jesus…I go to school. So… E: Okay, that’s more normal. C: I like watching porn about schoolgirls J: That’s- E: Corrina what do you look for in a guy? C: Money. J: Wrong place. E: Greatest strength as a boyfriend? J: I’m really kind. I can’t give much, but I’m kind. E: Into that? C: Sure E: What’s your greatest strength as a girlfriend? C: Blow jobs All right, let me get the food now E:I think it’s going well… I’m like, what’s your greatest strength as a girlfriend? She goes: “blowjobs”. That’s good. E: Yeah? What would you say is your biggest flaw as a boyfriend? my standard to always over achieve. E: I feel like I did a video with your ex’s and they said otherwise. J: oh, they’re sluts I think the biggest problem is gonna be your sisters is in love with me. E: Whoa I mean Jay’s like the best of both worlds because he looks like me but is a guy. Jay flew here on a seven-hour flight, To be in London for less than 24 hours for you. C: It’s fucking stupid. I can’t get over how dumb that is Why would you come from less than 24 hours you guys? E: Are you guys having your first fight? To be honest, this didn’t go as well as I had planned. That’s it that’s the end of the sentence. Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that video as you can tell love isn’t cheap so I’d like to thank the sponsor of this video: SkillShare. 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