I’m in a Sorority? | Lele Pons
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I’m in a Sorority? | Lele Pons

Mama It’s Just College Okay A Couple Of Girls Already You Know Like When You Were Young But Listen It’s A Science School They’re All Gonna Be Nerds Okay There’s Not Gonna Be You Know Funny Buisness No Boys And Stuff It’s Gonna Be Great All These Sounds Are The Same What What House Is It My Left Or Your Left Oh You Know What I Found It Bye Thank You All Right Ladies Welcome To Company We Pretty And We Pretty We Don’t Accept The Lisers We’re The Cap What You Are Not Gonna Clap So In Order Join Our Sorority You Have To Complete Three Trials The First One Is Popularity Contest Ladies Let’s See Your Instagram Following Five Thousand Two Thousand Three Thousand Seven Thousand Four Thousand,One Thousand Oh Actually 999 Yeah You Gotta Go BYE On The Good News Is All The Guys Pass Because If You Have More Than A Thousand And One You Passed The Second Task Is Pajama Party It’s Gonna Test Your Strength Both Physically And Mentally Let’s Go God My Pores Are Huge I Just Want To Lose Five Pounds And Shoulders Anyway Pay Attention Ladies This Slumber Party Is To Test Your Strength Both Physically And Mentally It’s 5:00 PM So! There’s Gonna Be Three Task And The First Task Is If You Can Handle A Scary Story She Heard This Loud Noise And She Was Like Oh My God I Need To Go Down And Then She Opened The Door And She Felt Some thing So Sharp Blood Dripping And She Realized Her Nail Was Broken No I Could Have Been Worse Alright Listen Up Ladies We Believe In A Competitive Spirit Pillow Fights If You Defeat Us Then You Are In We Don’t Want Anyone To Get Hurt Do You Think What I’m Thinking We Can’t Beat Them Or Join Them Lets Take Him Down Everyone Does This ,This Is The Second Task Lot Of Hair On There That’s What A Spray Tan Alright Ladies This Is The Final Trial And The Elimination Round Whoever Gets Past This It’s In The Sorority You Got These Two Hot College Guys Come In Whoever Gets Their Attention And All Their Money Wins It’s All About Raising Money And Showing How Sexy You Are These Guys It’ll Be Judging Your Performance Whoever They Give Money To We Can’t Beat Them So Jasmine We Can’t Yet I Know Someone Who Does So Boys Who Won,This Girl What, What We Won You Two Are The Two Last Standing, Congratulations Ladies Third Should I Say Sisters Here At The University Of Hair Removal What School Did You Say This Was For,Hair Removal My Royal Lock’s You Are Little Late,Is This School Of Hair Removal Where’s The Science Academy Of Geeks


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