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Korean Camping Tips


So we are–Are we actually recording? Yes. We’re trying to enjoy a relaxing picnic weekend with friends and there’s like a rock festival! Hahaha Time to set up our tent!
LET’S DO IT! Blip!Blip!Blip! Hahaha! What’s happening there? We’ve been here for over seven years now and we’ve done so many things in Korea, but we haven’t done one of the most fundamentally important Korean things to do– and that’s camping in the city park. I wanna say camping for free in the city park! Exactly! You can just come out here for a bike ride. You can come out here with just a basic mat to throw it out, but we finally bit the bullet and decided to go full Korean city camping style. We got the tent! We got the mats! We’ve got a tabletop! We got a cooler! We got two coolers! We got the rolly thing! And I use my Big Bang glowstick as a light at night time. So here are some tips you’re going to need to know if you wanna come to a Korean park. Know if you’re here to relax or if you’re here for sport activities. If you wanna relax, make sure you do not go anywhere near the kids section guys. As you pull up to the park, don’t think that “This represents the whole park”. There’s a pocket where it’s a kids area Then a pocket that has– let’s say biking and then there’s a pocket that might have a stage set up So you wanna kind of get to know which section of the park you want to set up in. We got bushes right there, we got a little manhole thing over there. We are isolated. And the next tip is for getting food. Now make sure you bring some of your own food as well because you can go to the convenience store and you can order delivery, but that might not be enough for the day. The great thing though, is that when you do order delivery, they will bring it right to the part of the park in which you mentioned. Gonna go get the chicken. He’s meeting us at the drop-off location. Got the stuff.
He’s got the stuff. I got the cash. We’re gonna get this right. Stop showing anyone this, we gotta go! -The chicken–
-We got it?
-We got the stuff? We got the stuff? -Let’s go! go! go!
-We got the stuff! We got the stuff! Aww yeah boi! We got the chicken for the tent!
-YESSS!!! FRIED CHICKEN!!!! This is my favorite delivery chicken. Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! And the final tip is, remember, public drinking in Korea is allowed! So bring yourselves some beer or sangria or soju Bring some games AUGH!! AUGH!! AUGH!!
Did you bust a nail?
Sorry!! RIP nail You got your nails did, and now your nails are done Play some catch ball, break your finger off on a frisbee, you know. -Same old
-Whatever Not that I’m bitter… -Stop having fun!
-Our friends having fun in the back! -Stop having fun!
-Stop having fun! And final tip: Be safe. Have fun Wear sunscreen Wear mosquito repellent Cause these f*****s don’t mess around Poor dams…. -When will you die?
-When will you die? You contribute nothing to our ecosystem You’re moochers! So that’s it for our wonderful adventure day. We’re all packed up and ready to go home. Goodbye summer! I was barely here for any of it, but I liked it today! Look at that view

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