PET FOOD PICNIC (Dog Food Sandwich) – Lazy Low Card Season 2 – Round 9
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PET FOOD PICNIC (Dog Food Sandwich) – Lazy Low Card Season 2 – Round 9


This is Pet Food Picnic look at his wang Look at his wang! Oh you’ve got nut-huggers! oi are they my pants?! Alright… Fingringhoe Yeeeessss! Yes! Yes! I really wanted one of them as well! Nooo Oooh Woah! ahh YEEEEEEES! Happy with that… Joker! Haha… ♫… that old go to when you feel alone …it’s Fingringhoe ♫ Fingringhoe Ah something smells horrible… this is sick so gross mealworm bomb… bruv… jelly I know, the jelly is terrifying Oh you’ve got gravy oh shittt I’m in for a treat, I’ve got beef what’ve I got? you two have got gravy… it’s making me feel so sick Ergh, what colour is that!? off white more like ‘cum yellow’ ugh yours smells much worse than mine yours smells alright! smell that… uh that’s so bad! I know, I’ve smelt it enough I don’t wanna ever smell it again Fingringhoe. Cheers. GO! a fucking worm flew out his mouth! that was awful it’s a race it’s a race man there’s just stuff flying out of Kurt’s mouth! uuugh it’s so dry it’s only a Dog Food sandwich, come on… what is that!? Come on Troy! There’s rock-hard bits what? there’s like… stones in it stones?! Oi who’s feeding our dogs stones!? there’s no way you can win I know but… there’s no way! but I’m gonna go down with a fight ahhh can’t swallow ahh it’s rock hard dog food sandwiches I can’t.. every time I try and swallow I know it’s so hard cat milk I think Troy looks like he’s gonna take it… that was a massive chunk I think we’ve got an obvious winner here… oi you fucking… legend if you guys… are you guys still going? I’m happy to surrender that Oh I’m, I surrender Fair play. You deserved it. Troy… That… was… it was the worst thing ever it sounded like an orchestra of like… he’s having another ‘Mealworm Bomb’! just like ‘wah euh uuh eweh’ I’m sure everyone was the same, it’s when you swallowed… I feel wrong… Well done Troy yeah that was impressive man And the winner, of the ‘Pet Food Picnic’… is Young Troy! ♫… that old go to when you feel alone …it’s Fingringhoe ♫ Fingringhoe

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