Quand on fait du camping – Palmashow
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Quand on fait du camping – Palmashow


Isn’t it great to be out there the both of us? Wild camping! Damn mosquito net! Come on… we’ll have a good rest. I love the tent, look at all the room we have! I am not sure we are resting… Don’t worry, I am a camping expert Let’s sleep Stupid idiot No worries, it’s just the pegs It’s good now, it will hold Ehhhh! – What? – There are rules… You leave your shoes outside, I don’t want them inside. Or…. you use the small side pockets You forgot your sleeping bag… Have you closed the car? Have you closed the mosquito net? This way mosquitoes won’t bother you anymore … and you too Cool it’s raining Fuck it’s raining. Our stuff? pass your shoes Not in the face! But we don’t care about the container! Give me the other stuff! The ball great! Not the table! don’t you see there isn’t enough room?? Of course there is a lot of room in this tent! What a terrible idea going out camping… It’s not raining anymore… Let’s take all our stuffs back out! No! No, no we don’t do anything now I haven’t done anything! I am frozen Me too Come sleeping in my sleeping bag What? Survival technique Never ever! We won’t say a thing! Of course we won’t! In Brokeback Mountain they don’t say a thing! Why is he talking about Brokeback Mountain… Fuck! Water is coming in! No! Our stuffs! You go on my nerves with this container! Where are my shoes? They are dead, I throw them away! Light me up, I will dig a trench around the tent What? f*ck, the peg! Ok, we have to rest a little bit now Never again You’re snoring No, it’s not me, I am not sleeping What is this? Fuck it is an animal! He must be attracted by the food, I left it in the tent You left the food in the tent? It’s a bear, we will die! No, there are no bear around here What are you doing with the mosquito repellent? I will spray its mouth! Is he gone? Damn wild boar… Shit… he fucked up my tent Oh no… he took my food We don’t care! I will sleep in the car, I can’t take it anymore… No, come on, you’ll feel bad and be too warm Lay down, we’ll have a rest Fuck it’s too warm What time is it? Is it noon? No, it’s 7am Ok, we tidy everything up and we get out of here. Give me the car key I put the keys in the food bag You mean a family of wild boar has the key of my car? Be careful … if you have a ticket it’s for you It was for de-stressing Don’t get angry

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