• Why I Love Camping
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    Why I Love Camping

    (guitar music) – Alright. So you don’t like camping. Fine. But I find that offensive. (lively mandolin music) Saying you don’t like camping is like saying you don’t like food or music or stories. It’s just way too broad and frankly, it makes you sound kinda stupid There’s a 1,000 ways to sleep under the stars and yes, that’s reason number one that camping rules. (whip cracking) Okay. Obviously the proximity to nature thing is great. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. And yeah, you can camp next to a fucking iceberg. This guy did it in Iceland. You ever cook dinner in the woods? It’s great! Look…

  • Teddy Bear’s Picnic ☮kaleidoscope jukebox ☮ Jerry Garcia and David Grisman lyrics
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    Teddy Bear’s Picnic ☮kaleidoscope jukebox ☮ Jerry Garcia and David Grisman lyrics

    If you go down to the woods today You’re sure of a big surprise If you go down to the woods today You better go in disguise For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic Every teddy bear whose been good Is sure of a treat today There’s lots of marvelous things to eat And wonderful games to play Beneath the trees, where nobody sees They’ll hide and seek as long as they please ‘Cause that’s the way the teddy bears have their picnic Picnic time for teddy bears The little teddy bears are having a…

  • Off Road Camping – Bears Kept Me Up At Night
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    Off Road Camping – Bears Kept Me Up At Night

    chief chief come here sit good morning hope you’re doing well you had a night last night in the rooftop tent and we figured it’s probably like 25% of this trip we’ve been camping would you say that Taylor yeah and awesome so pretty simple day today we’re gonna pack up the tent and we’re driving to our friend Kayla’s house yeah we’re gonna meet up with her we’re super excited to see her we haven’t seen her in a little while probably a year so how’d you sleep last night I didn’t sleep last night for some reason I was just focused on like all the noises that were…

  • Jim Gaffigan   King Baby   Camping
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    Jim Gaffigan King Baby Camping

    I went camping recently for this next joke and… I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call “indoorsy.” I’m surprised we can still get people to camp.”Hey wanna burn a couple vacation days sleeping on the ground outside?” ” Uh no!” “What if I told you you get to crap standing up in the woods?” “I still wouldn’t wanna go.” “You’ll wake up freezing covered in a rash” ” Alright, I’ll go.” My wife always brings up “camping’s a tradition in my family.” Hey, it was a tradition in everyone’s family till we came up with the house. My parents never took me…

  • How to Protect Yourself from Bears | Camping
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    How to Protect Yourself from Bears | Camping

    Brown and black bears are scattered throughout the United States. Grizzly bears are found pretty much from Canada to Wyoming. If you’re going to camp in grizzly bear territory, I think you should really do your research, do your homework, make sure you’re an experienced camper and make sure you know what you need to know camping in grizzly territory. With brown and black bears, there’s a lot of fear about them, but you probably won’t cross paths with them, and bear attacks are really rare. The thing to remember about bears is that you should keep your camp site meticulously clean. You absolutely can’t leave food around, trash around.…

  • Problems Only Campers Understand
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    Problems Only Campers Understand

    Problems Only Campers Understand Planning – Are there any campgrounds available here? – Campgrounds actually full. Full of people who know how to plan in advance. Necessary Trespassing – This doesn’t feel legal. – [man in baseball hat] We’re going camping dammit. Getting Too Close To Nature – [man in red plaid shirt] I don’t know about this. – It’s fine. It’s an otter. – [man in red plaid shirt] There’s nail marks on the ground. – [man in baseball hat] Otters have nails. Fireside Cooking – You got the food. – Yeah. – Where’s the can opener? – I’m so hungry. Seasonal Rules – This little fire you got…

  • DIL GOES CAMPING! – Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #18
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    DIL GOES CAMPING! – Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #18

    D: Hi P: Hello DanAndPhilGames marshmallows~ D: Marshmallows? P: Yea D: Why? P: They’re sweet, they’re one of my favourite things P: And, I’ve done something brave P: And, downloaded the Sims camping expansion pack D: What? P: Yeah D: What???? P: Yeah D: [SCREAMING] Sorry, thats excitement D: Um, so what does this mean? P: Well, first of all, the background has changed P: We’ve got two people on a log. D: Nice P: She’s thinking of fire. He’s thinking of licking fire. D: Yea, she’s like “Woah! I’ve totally ruined this marshmallow.” D: And he’s like “Hey, *inaudible*” P: You can tell, I mean look at that face…