• Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: White House Honors Military Dog, Trump Pardons a Turkey
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    Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: White House Honors Military Dog, Trump Pardons a Turkey

    -Here’s our favorite jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on, and neither did the dog. President Trump, this afternoon, pardoned Butter, the National Thanksgiving Turkey. Really no surprise, since Butter donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural committee. According to sources, President Trump has put his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, in charge of overseeing border-wall construction, and that’s smart, because if he can’t squeeze between those bars, nobody can. According to reports, raccoon-related delays on New…

  • George Takei Was Sent to a Japanese-American Internment Camp at Age Five
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    George Takei Was Sent to a Japanese-American Internment Camp at Age Five

    -You were just in Pittsburgh for Steel City Con. How does it feel — Much has been written about the fact that, you know, Star Trek was not anywhere near as popular when it was airing as it is now. Is it still surreal to you that fans are so deeply connected to that show? -It’s 53 years old. We went on the air in 1966, canceled in 1969, exactly 50 years ago, and here we are, 53 years later, with another new Star Trek spin-off with Patrick Stewart and another movie being talked about by — with Tarentino. I mean, it’s an amazing phenomenon. -And people must still be…

  • Trump Wants a Military Parade, Lies About Immigration: A Closer Look
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    Trump Wants a Military Parade, Lies About Immigration: A Closer Look

    -President Trump has ordered the Pentagon to plan a military parade while his administration takes a harsher stance on immigration and insults DREAMers. For more on this, it is time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ The GOP tax plan will add $1.5 trillion to the deficit, and now Republicans are talking about slashing safety net programs to make up for it. So, of course, President Trump wants to throw a bunch of time and money at an active theater that nobody wants — a military parade. -Looks as if President Trump will get the military parade he wants in Washington. -President Trump’s vision of soldiers marching and tanks rolling down…

  • Trump Threatens Military Action in Venezuela: A Closer Look
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    Trump Threatens Military Action in Venezuela: A Closer Look

    -President Trump has been floating the possibility of using military force in Venezuela. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] You might recall that during the presidential campaign, Trump tried to pretend that he was anti-war. Despite supporting the Iraq war at the time, he claimed repeatedly that he was against it and even confronted Jeb Bush to his face about his brother’s decision to invade Iraq. -Obviously, the war in Iraq was a big fat mistake, all right? The war in Iraq, we spent $2 trillion, thousands of lives. We don’t even have it. Iran is taking over Iraq with the…

  • ✈Sydney, Australia  ►Vacation Travel Guide
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    ✈Sydney, Australia ►Vacation Travel Guide

    JON OLSON: 01:00:00:00 Good day mates! Welcome to Next Stop from one of the greatest cities in the world. (music) 01:00:19:00 Sydney is consistently rated number one of the greatest cities in the world by travelers. I’m one of those travelers and I definitely agree. It s one of my favorite cities around the globe. There’s heaps of wonderful things to do and see here in the land down under, so sit back and enjoy Next Stop Sydney. The fun starts now! (music) 01:00:41:00 We’re in one of my favorite Sydney neighborhoods, the Rocks, for a tour with Bonza bike tours. 01:00:50:00 I ve ridden a bike before so I…

  • Trump’s Vacation, Whale Cliques – Monologue
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    Trump’s Vacation, Whale Cliques – Monologue

    -Let’s get to the news. President Trump said today that he will not sign a short-term spending bill if it doesn’t include $5 billion to fund his border wall. Hey, just tell him it’s in there. [ Laughter ] I mean, it’s not like he’s actually gonna read it. He’s only ever really looked at something before signing it once. [ Laughter ] President Trump tweeted today, “The Democrats who know steel slats wall are necessary for border security are putting politics over country.” Okay, first it was gonna be a 30-foot concrete wall. Now we’re down to steel slats. Before you know it, he’s gonna tweet, “We must have…

  • Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL
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    Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

    >>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO. AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.” WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM. I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE THAT SHOW WHEN GLEN WAS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS. SO I WAS LIKE CRUSHED. SO — IN THAT SPIRIT AND WITH THAT IN MIND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ WHISTLING ] >>HA HA HA! I JUST CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO DANCE WITH…