• The Best of Ronnie – Never Before Seen! | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV
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    The Best of Ronnie – Never Before Seen! | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

    – It’s time to recap the star of our vacation, big Ronnie. So let’s take a look at Ronnie Magro’s family vacation. (men yelling) – [Man] Yeah buddy. – Look at this watermelon, this sulcular, succulent, voluptuous, smooth watermelon. Now that’s a rampage remedy with vodka and cranberry and ice. Swallowed by everybody in the house. – Ron, Ron juice. – Spiraling just like we are gonna be tonight. – [Woman] Look now he’s happy (laughs). – [Man] (laughs) look at him smile. – Yo, you could see the devil in his face, yo, you see that? – Yo when the bras go up, your nose goes down bro. –…

  • Angelina Reacts To Her Original Casting Tape | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV
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    Angelina Reacts To Her Original Casting Tape | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

    – I remember them like loving the fact that they were like, “What would you do if you lived in a house “with like four tanned guidos?” I was like oh, I would take whipped cream and put it all over them and lick that [beep] off. – Well, damn. (upbeat music) – Hi, I’m Angelina Marie. I’m from Staten Island, New York. – Angelina Marie. – I’m 22 years old. You know, I go to work. I bartend. I love being social with other people and having fun- – Nothing has changed. – I know. – And laughing. Basically six nights a week. Yeah, the only day I don’t…

  • Ronnie’s Beef w/ JWOWW | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
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    Ronnie’s Beef w/ JWOWW | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

    – Look at me, you and Ronnie. (laughs) (mumbles) – Did you and Jenny smooth things over? – Oh, about Jenny trying to throw me into the mix last night? – That’s how you get a divorce, and you take note too mother (beep). That’s how you (beep). – [Ronnie] Take notes? – How does he take notes? – [Jenny] I don’t air my (beep) out. – How do I take notes? – [Jenny] I don’t air my– – I think you were being quite and not bothering anybody, but she was bring up stuff from– that happened like months, and months and months ago. – That’s what girls do.…

  • Angelina & Jenni’s Epic Showdown | Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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    Angelina & Jenni’s Epic Showdown | Jersey Shore Family Vacation

    ♪ I only know to live fast and die young ♪ ♪ And represent where I’m from ♪ ♪ Gotta make a lotta cash and die young ♪ – It’s him and her. (fight bell dings) – Who the (beep), are you kidding me? (everyone shouting) – That’s why people have rematches! (everyone shouting) – [Ronnie] Don’t leave your boyfriend round me! – [Deena] Girl, what the (beep)? Total wrong way to go at this entire situation, this is not what I told you to do in the car! You have to sit down, have a civilized conversation and get down to the bottom of it. – I hate to…

  • The Vinny Roast | Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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    The Vinny Roast | Jersey Shore Family Vacation

    – Vinnie, we’re just upset that you won’t have fun with us. – [Snooki] Yeah like you go out to the strip club. – [Jenni] We love you and we don’t think– – And you drink. – And we don’t think you love us back. You don’t love us back, Vinnie. – I’m with you guys. – Step up, step it up a notch. – [Paulie] I feel a little bad for my boy Vinnie, but at the same time– – Step up! – I’m with you guys! – Step up! – It’s just so good. It’s so funny to me. Eat a carb, (beep) idiot! – [Snooki] Have a…

  • Where’s the White House? | Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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    Where’s the White House? | Jersey Shore Family Vacation

    ♪ Me and S-Game and the X-Games ♪ ♪ Blowin’ up my phone playin’ text games ♪ – [Deena] Is there any news? – They have no update. They won’t give him when his release date is. (sighs) – Really frustrating. (sighs) I don’t understand how there’s no update at this point. Because he’s supposed to be home. – I feel like he’s served most of his time. – Yeah. – He’s served all of his time. – [Ronnie] Less than a month left, he would have. – [Lauren] 98% complete. – Right, so like, what the hell is the issue? And he’s been so awesome, I mean, come on.…

  • Operation: Free The Situation | Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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    Operation: Free The Situation | Jersey Shore Family Vacation

    – Vinnie, we’re just upset that you won’t have fun with us. – [Snooki] Yeah like you go out to the strip club. – [Jenni] We love you and we don’t think– – And you drink. – And we don’t think you love us back. You don’t love us back, Vinnie. – I’m with you guys. – Step up, step it up a notch. – [Paulie] I feel a little bad for my boy Vinnie, but at the same time– – Step up! – I’m with you guys! – Step up! – It’s just so good. It’s so funny to me. Eat a carb, (beep) idiot! – [Snooki] Have a…

  • Nicole Threatens To Leave The Shore House | Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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    Nicole Threatens To Leave The Shore House | Jersey Shore Family Vacation

    – Jenni, I want to know right now. Who made up this whole story about me trying to kiss your boyfriend? – Me! – [Angelina] Please tell me. Why would you make that up? – I didn’t make it up. It’s just a fact. – Wait listen, do you think that her lips touched Zack’s lips? – That’s not my problem. No, no, no, that’s not my problem. My problem is the fact that you literally will be like, “I think I need therapy. “I need all this.” – Jenni can deflect (beep) anything. She’s like Wonder Woman. She (beep) shoot bullets at her and she’s like bing. (beep) Fly…

  • A Storm is Coming ⛈ Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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    A Storm is Coming ⛈ Jersey Shore Family Vacation

    (electronic music) – [Deena] Hello? – Oh I hear Deena. – [Ron] Oh yeah. – Yeah, they’re here. – [Pauly] Guys, we’re here too! – [Angelina] Oh (expletive). – [Pauly] This is a rich people shore house. (laughing) – [Deena] How cute is this? – God, I’ve missed you! – Hi! – Oh my god. – God, I’ve missed you too! – [Deena] This is so nice. – [Pauly] Rich people (expletive). It has high ceilings and everything. – Our backyard’s the beach. – Is that Jenkinson’s? – [Pauly] Who gets to walk out first? – [Angelina] That’s Jenk’s. – [Deena] I love it! – [Vinny] Nicole did a good…

  • The Situation RETURNS | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
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    The Situation RETURNS | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

    – [Snooki] We have to do something, who do you call?! 911! I won’t be able to live with myself. Oh my God! – [Pauly D] Where’s Angelina, she’s needs an EMT. – [Snooki] She’s the (beep) worst. – She’s an EMT. – [Vinny] It’s an accident, you have no control over it. – Oh my God, we’re gonna get arrested. – Better go six feet under. (women screaming) – Where do we go from here? (tense music) – [Snooki] Well, we’re not getting our deposit back. – If someone’s not understanding you, in such a way that you feel like you’re drowning, you need to run the other way.…