• Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: White House Honors Military Dog, Trump Pardons a Turkey
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    Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: White House Honors Military Dog, Trump Pardons a Turkey

    -Here’s our favorite jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on, and neither did the dog. President Trump, this afternoon, pardoned Butter, the National Thanksgiving Turkey. Really no surprise, since Butter donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural committee. According to sources, President Trump has put his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, in charge of overseeing border-wall construction, and that’s smart, because if he can’t squeeze between those bars, nobody can. According to reports, raccoon-related delays on New…

  • George Takei Was Sent to a Japanese-American Internment Camp at Age Five
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    George Takei Was Sent to a Japanese-American Internment Camp at Age Five

    -You were just in Pittsburgh for Steel City Con. How does it feel — Much has been written about the fact that, you know, Star Trek was not anywhere near as popular when it was airing as it is now. Is it still surreal to you that fans are so deeply connected to that show? -It’s 53 years old. We went on the air in 1966, canceled in 1969, exactly 50 years ago, and here we are, 53 years later, with another new Star Trek spin-off with Patrick Stewart and another movie being talked about by — with Tarentino. I mean, it’s an amazing phenomenon. -And people must still be…

  • Meet the American Military Veterans Who Have Been Deported to Mexico – Klepper
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    Meet the American Military Veterans Who Have Been Deported to Mexico – Klepper

    – After risking their lives in the military, these vets were ordered to leave the same country they once fought for. – They’re building so many monuments of us fighting. And that’s not helping us. Put us here and then forget the ones who are living? And then now it’s worse. We’re getting deported. It’s a disgrace and dishonor to us brothers. – But I keep wondering, if you’re a deported vet and Homeland Security dumps you in Tijuana with no wallet and no phone to record a man stealing a zebra, where do you go? Looks like we’re pulling up on “the bunker” now. There’s the banners. I knew…

  • Trump Wants a Military Parade, Lies About Immigration: A Closer Look
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    Trump Wants a Military Parade, Lies About Immigration: A Closer Look

    -President Trump has ordered the Pentagon to plan a military parade while his administration takes a harsher stance on immigration and insults DREAMers. For more on this, it is time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ The GOP tax plan will add $1.5 trillion to the deficit, and now Republicans are talking about slashing safety net programs to make up for it. So, of course, President Trump wants to throw a bunch of time and money at an active theater that nobody wants — a military parade. -Looks as if President Trump will get the military parade he wants in Washington. -President Trump’s vision of soldiers marching and tanks rolling down…

  • Trump Threatens Military Action in Venezuela: A Closer Look
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    Trump Threatens Military Action in Venezuela: A Closer Look

    -President Trump has been floating the possibility of using military force in Venezuela. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] You might recall that during the presidential campaign, Trump tried to pretend that he was anti-war. Despite supporting the Iraq war at the time, he claimed repeatedly that he was against it and even confronted Jeb Bush to his face about his brother’s decision to invade Iraq. -Obviously, the war in Iraq was a big fat mistake, all right? The war in Iraq, we spent $2 trillion, thousands of lives. We don’t even have it. Iran is taking over Iraq with the…

  • Shocking Prison Secret: What Not To Do the First Day in Prison | We the Internet TV
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    Shocking Prison Secret: What Not To Do the First Day in Prison | We the Internet TV

    (somber music) You know what they say on the outside. First day of prison, they say pick out the biggest, baddest, meanest looking convict in the courtyard, and f*** him up. That way, the other prisoners know not to f*** with you. I wish people would stop beating me up on their first day of prison. Yeah, I know I’m big, I look bad and mean, but I’m here for mail fraud, dude! I don’t even know how to fight! I only got this big because I’m a stress eater. Mama says the only thing bigger than my stomach is my heart. It’s gotten so bad, even the Aryan Brotherhood…

  • Do Vacations Become Ekrem Imamoglu? (HD)
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    Do Vacations Become Ekrem Imamoglu? (HD)

    Nasreddin Hoca It Doesn’t Become Him [ Laughter ] Nasreddin Hoca It Doesn’t Become Him Hoca, isn’t this new Mayor a little weird? The day after he got elected, he took off for a vacation in Bodrum. Not to mention, he said, “Vacations become me so well.” Well, I don’t know about that. But the Mayorship of this beautiful Istanbul certainly doesn’t become him. [ Laughter ]

  • The Shelter – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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    The Shelter – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

    *Mother gasping for breath* Mother: We… Barely made it Father: It’s a miracle that we have this bomb shelter And each other. Little girl: Are we going to be okay? Mother: Yes, sweetie. We can’t go outside, but we’ll be safe down here! Father: Well, looks like this is our new home. Mother: Do we have enough food to get by? Father: I stocked up just before we left, We’ve got enough supplies to last us for decades! *stomach growls* Mother: Poor thing. She hasn’t had anything to eat today. Father: Right, I’ll grab us something from the pantry. *laughter* Mother: Why the hell would you buy that? Father: But…

  • Trump’s Vacation, Whale Cliques – Monologue
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    Trump’s Vacation, Whale Cliques – Monologue

    -Let’s get to the news. President Trump said today that he will not sign a short-term spending bill if it doesn’t include $5 billion to fund his border wall. Hey, just tell him it’s in there. [ Laughter ] I mean, it’s not like he’s actually gonna read it. He’s only ever really looked at something before signing it once. [ Laughter ] President Trump tweeted today, “The Democrats who know steel slats wall are necessary for border security are putting politics over country.” Okay, first it was gonna be a 30-foot concrete wall. Now we’re down to steel slats. Before you know it, he’s gonna tweet, “We must have…

  • Kathryn Hahn Lied About Renting an Adult Video
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    Kathryn Hahn Lied About Renting an Adult Video

    -This is a show about — Well, you play a woman whose son is going off to college. You’re an empty nester. -Yes. -In the show. But your kids at home are 10 and 12 still. -Yes. -So you still have them at home. How are they? -They’re great. We just went on a school camping trip last weekend. -And how was that? -Well, you know, I’ll tell you, Seth. I mean, my husband is the real hero of this story. I’m not going to lie to you. I had to go up, you know — Every year, our school has this — Our elementary school has this little all-school…