Taking You on a Picnic! *nature, food, sass* (ASMR)
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Taking You on a Picnic! *nature, food, sass* (ASMR)


*birds chirping* *frogs croaking* Hi there. Hey. I’m glad you could join me on my picnic. Well, what are you waiting for? Do you wanna get started? Okay. Cool. Well, first off, I have my lovely picnic basket here. With a bunch of goodies and treats that we can eat and feast upon. What? You didn’t bring the grill? That’s okay, you know me, I always bring a grill. So we are going to have some grilled hot dogs today. Mm, mm, mmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The perfect meal for lunchtime on a picnic outside in nature. admiring the beauty and the scene. So, let me show you what I brought, okay? Of course, you didn’t bring anything, but that’s okay. I got you covered, just like Statefarm [not a sponsor!!] or was that Allstate [also not a sponsor!!]? I don’t know I don’t watch T.V. I got some Lay’s Barbecue chips I know how much we both love these chips and how much it speaks to us. So of course we had to have them. And potato chips in general. I mean,who doesn’t love potato chips, right? If you don’t love potato chips, you’re probably not a human. Okay so I brought some Hersey’s chocolate. yes Yass yass yasssss We’re gonna feast on some Hershey’s today for sure Uhh I’m dying to eat So I can just barf down some chocolate Okay. Calm down Tony, calm down I brought fun-sized franks so we are going to eat some sausages today YUS I got dat provoLONE cheese some provolone always good in a sandwich I have that smoked white turkey, okay some mustard you have to have mustard ketchup – I don’t like ketchup, but you can have it (invisible) pickles! you have to have pickles with a sandwich! And wholewheat bread We’re gonna move the basket aside And can I start you off with a drink? Honestly, I mean, it’s a hot day, so… okay. You want lemonade? Okay, okay. I can give it to you good like Beyoncé Get that cup [intense sloshing] You always have to mix that lemonade. And, tons of ice cubes Alright, so, how many ice cubes would you prefer? Five? Okay, that’s specific. Five and a half? Okay well, that’s not happening. I know you’re joking. [whispered] five, okay. Yeah, I love the sound of ice cubes too. Alright. Just tell me when to stop. Okay, I can stop. [intensely puts on lid] Ugh, these lids are never good. Okay. Finally. So, just kidding, there’s your beverage. Yeah, enjoy, you need this. It’s roasting outside. Alright so, I’m going to start off by making a quick sandwich I have my plate here Let’s start off with the bread You just want one sandwich? Okay. I’ll get two slices gotta seal the bread, don’t want it to expire faster than it needs to especially because I just bought this Alright, and, do you want your sandwich grilled? No? Okay. It’s okay. We’re gonna have grilled sausages right now so, looking forward to that. How many slices of turkey do you want? Just one? Okay. That’s fine I got that provolone cheese Yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) FRESH How many slices of cheese do you want? Two? That’s exactly how I like it too Pickles? Okay. How many? One? Okay. Now that’s a crunchy pickle Ketchup? No? Okay Mustard? alright Just tell me when to stop Okay. You like extra mustard like me, I see. Alright, alriiiight Do you want some chips to go with that? I knew you were gonna say yes Wait, hold on, let me close your sandwich first! Don’t want any bugs getting all over it There you go! Alright, tell me when to stop Okay. Thought you’d never say stop well there’s your sandwich, lemonade, and chips, served Enjoy And I’m gonna steal one of your chips because I can That gave a good zest. Here’s my electric grill! You know what, I’m gonna use this box to mount it up. there we go Now that it’s safe and sturdy, I’m gonna plug this in and it’s going to start heating up I love this grill, it’s a portable, electric grill, and it starts warming up really fast. Ooh!! I’m already burning my fingers, see how fast that was? Alright so we’re gonna get our sausages, MMM I can’t wait for this Bowls and bowls of chips a day These chips give good [lip smack] you know that food when after you chew it and then you go [lip smack] it gives cheese piea good [lip smack] pop? I love it. Ahhh yassss these smell so good there’s one I’m gonna put them diagonal from the strip cos the strip is going this way so i want them to have a good burn mark how many sausages do you want three, okay I can do three they’re already sizzling this is gonna be good okay, perfect I have my tongs here and I’m gonna start grilling alright do this and make ’em sizzle even faster but we’re not in a rush, right? but you get the point So tell me, are you enjoying your time? Yeah? I see, I see such a beautiful day I just gotta admire nature and all its beauty, right? It’s so wonderful I’m so glad you’re here with me doing a picnic This is my first picnic in a long time Might as well be my first picnic it’s been that long Yeah, do you hear that? I think someone’s playing music in the background but it’s okay People like to blast their music when they’re on a picnic I know It’s so nice to hear from you again We’re having such a great time, right? well I can show you How they look They’re almost done quite striped, actually sure I can grill it faster Yeah, I’m starving too You can go ahead and eat your sandwich You want me to grab some chips? These are almost done Yeah, the grill got so quiet now So anything new in your life? No, not really? Too soon? Okay Yeah, we see eachother weekly, so Not that much can happen in a week These are about to explode They are pretty much done Oh, it’s okay, I’ll make my food later alright your hotdogs are ready Let me unplug the grill for my safety 3 hot dogs

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