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The ‘Shore’ Crew Prepares For Jen’s Arrival | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV


(upbeat music) – [Host] Tonight, Jersey Shore Family Vacation is all new. – Is Jen coming? – Tonight? Yeah, she’s gonna come tonight. – Are we taking her phone and her car? (laughs) – Is she cool with like all this joking around and bleep? – [Ronnie] Yeah, we have fun, like Vin was bleep great time. We bleep drink, we don’t bicker, it’s like… – [Mike] Ron and Jen’s relationship has been very toxic
the past couple months. We’ve all seen it, big daddy sitch would have to predict that this bleep just gets crazier. Um, as the days go on. Yo, it’s so crazy, taters hits Laurens up online all the time, yeah, right. – [Ronnie] Yeah, like friends. – And she’s like I can’t
wait to do a double date. Next, day Ronnie dragged from a vehicle. I’m like what the bleep. – Ronnie drops charges,
she’s like what the bleep? – [Deena] I think she’s gonna do a lot of what Ronnie is doing right now, and make jokes about the entire situation. That’s what I think. – Yeah, but their not healed from that, so that’s a dangerous- – He’s physically not even healed. – [Lauren] I know did you see his arm, when he’s like this, I was like, I didn’t see it that bad. – It is a dangerous place, cus all you gotta do is say something. – Exactly, the tone not
even the wrong thing. – You think she’s crazier then you? – Legitimately crazier than me. – [Host] After that, its’ back to back episodes of How Far is Tattoo Far? – [Dominique] My name is Dominique, I’m 25, I’m here with my friend Jazmine. We’ve been friends for three years. – [Jazmine] My name is
Jazmine, I’m 24 years old. My favorite thing about Dominique is she’s always down to
do my wild adventures. – [Snooki] You guys are besties, where’d ya meet? – We used to bar tend together at Hooters. – [Nico] A Hooters? – You were Hooters girls? – Nice! – Do you guys party a lot like…? – Yeah, we do we like to go
down to the Shore, Jersey Shore? – I’ve never heard of it. – What’s your guy type? – Bad boys, the worst type the ones you should never talk to. – All girls love that. – And, what’s your girl type? – Well, I like girls that are hot. – Ohh, are we bisexuals? – We actually had our own moments. – Cute! – What’s that mean? – Like, we have our
threesomes here and there. – Threesomes. – Threesomes? – I’ve never done a threesome. – I can feel the sexual tension between Dominique and Jazmine. – Their going to mess each other
up for sure, I’m terrified. How do you feel about
the guys that she dates. – I don’t like them for her at all. – [Jazmine] We like losers. – Like a bleep boy, they fricken… – Their nothing your
mother would be proud of. – Yeah. The Tattoo that I chose is for Jazmine is to teach her a lesson as far as people she chooses to have in her life. She needs to stop putting a man first if they don’t respect her. – And why did you come here today? – Cuz I wanna reveal something to my best friend. – [Snooki] We got a secret. – [Jazmine] I’m really nervous for Dom’s reaction, cus if she does say no then I may not be able to continue this
friendship with her. – [Host] If your in the market for more from Snooki or her roomies, check out the new Jersey
Shore YouTube channel. – Oh, jesus. – What?! – Oh yeah! – Fricken nuts! – What the … – Wait, those cameras are recording? – Ahh, what is that? – Oh my god! – What is that? – Can you imagine on another planet there’s fishes like us?
And their killing a human. – Stop, we still have to cut his head off. – I love this store. – This is why I shop online. – Unconventional item,
what does that mean? – 4.99 you can’t beat that! – Why is she talking to herself? Am I talking to myself? (screams) – We should chug our wine
so it’s not in the way. I actually like this, this is cute. – I’d rather jerk
someone off then do this. – Jenni! – Yo, do I have enough
chap stick on, Louie? – Dude, do I have enough
chap stick on, Tony? – It’s like putting like a
watermelon into like a pin hole. – Ow, what the… – Holler. – Bring it on, bring it the bleep on. – [Mike] Next thing
you know it, round two! – Bring it on! – Ow, you hit me in the eye Louie! How many bleep times
do I have to tell you! – Come check out the house. This is like where we kick
it at our living room. – We have sleeping guido. – Situation. – What ya call me? – Not guilty, not guilty. – My name is Jenni Farley, I’m from Long Island, New York. – You look like a stripper from 8 Mile. – I do. – Looks like a start to bad porno. Usually we take cash. – I don’t have any cash. – We take other forms of payment. – And you can’t more better than that. – What a douche! – Watch the guidos. – I don’t know about this anymore. – Hello? – This is like Jerry
Springer, Maury type bleep. – Quack, quack, quack. – Bleep – I’m so excited, oh my god. – We killed it. – Killed it. – Get it bitch. – [Host] All this and so much more starts at eight, seven central on MTV.

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